Vikings seem to spend most of their time enforcing cup location rules...that is when they aren't organising Linux conferences.

Linus had something new to say today

Linus' twin Linus also had something to say.

Russell played quake at lunch time...

Unfortunately, Russell's SE Linux policies take effect on everything he touches, the gun was denied, and the headset was turned off.

One peice of toilet paper is one clock cycle.

The toilet paper stretched from the front of T1 (The CPU) to the back of T1 (The RAM)...according to the presenter.

Tux appeared again...he has some good acting skills...what was that song "AAARGH, he tied me to the railway tracks....and then along came John, doo doo de doo de doo doo"

We don't need any laser pointers, we have the big stick of pointyness.